I might enjoy eating grass

I might enjoy following my owner around, even into the bathroom

I might enjoy standing under my owners legs while she's sitting on the toilet

I might enjoy barfing onto the rug under my owners legs as she's sitting on the toilet

All of these things, I might enjoy

OK, so I went outside to water my plants (and clevery finished up before the rain started, because, hey, the rains not beating ME to MY job) and noticed that the tuckpointers have removed all the downspouts from the gutters. This ought to be a reallllllly interesting weekend.

Was going to do some shopping, but I don't really feel like getting out in the rain, so eff it. Lazy Saturday on the couch for moi.